Nick, Joe, and Jonathan feel their bodies fractalize as they break apart atom by atom before being digitized and being re-uploaded to the dark web.
They wake up to find they’ve been transformed into Salad Fingers’ finger puppets.
Oh thzts weird)
Sorry we’re making this so difficult on you We’re looking forward to pleasing you.
Not in my America!
SF: Oh, bubbletrumps! I didn’t summon you to argue!
Nick: Then why DID you summon us?
Isn’t it obvious?
Jonathan nods meaningfully at Nick.
SF: I summoned you to shut your shit and get your fucking fuuuuuck on.
Jonathan: We down as fuuuuuuuck!
SF: What are my two favorite things?
When the red water comes out?
SF: Yes..but there’s mooooooooore!
Paul Rust: You’re damn, fucking right! SF is all about that rust action!
Paul Rust turns to camera.
Paul Rust: Hey, I’m Paul Rust. I’m sure you “Love” seeing me on the third season of my show LOVE, available now on Metflix. (sound effect.)
Nick: Now that’s advertising!
Joe: Totes! I don’t even need to watch the full thing…I’m coming right this minute. (sound effect.)