Homer Fucks Flanders (AKA Put It In My Cowabunghole)

Marge has taken the kids over to Patty and Selma’s for a Magyver marathon leaving Homer all alone in
the home. After fulfilling his appetite for food (with a double order of his Patentented Out Of This World
Space Waffles) he finds another of his appetites remains unfullfilled.

HOMER

D’oh-d’oh-d’oh-d’oh…mmmmmm donuts.

Homer whips out his gigantic yellow schlong and begins strangling it like it was his own son.

HOMER

(While furiously masturbating)
Why, you little!

At this moment, Flanders shows up and sees Homer through the open window furiously beating his dick.

FLANDERS
Is that your Jesus stick?

Flanders’ exclamation alerts Homer who looks up. The two make eye contact.

FLANDERS

Sorry, neighborino…I should leave you to it.

HOMER

Or…….you could let me suck D’oh’s nuts.

Flanders considers this proposition for a moment before climbing through the window and removing his
slacks, revealing that his pubic hair is shaved to resemble his moustache.

FLANDERS
Go slow…

He slides a frosted pink donut onto Homer’s dick as a makeshift cock ring.

HOMER
One in the pink….

He winks…they share a laugh…then Homer swallows Flanders’ cock like it was a Kwik-E-Mart hot dog.

FLANDERS

Oooooooo…..I always thought you looked like a young Abe Lincoln.

HOMERS

I never thought I’d be into this but perhaps I’m a Homer Sexual.
This spurs Flanders on and he begins thrusting farther and farther into Homer’s mouth.

FLANDERS
AMEN!

Flanders glazes Homer’s face like one of his beloved donuts. Homer licks his lips seductively.

HOMER
Mmmmmm….semen.

FIN.